5/28/2012
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Kid Fate!!~
5/28/2012
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if i called child protective services right now and told them my mother was crazy do u think theyd believe me because she literally just baked a tray of leaves in the oven
did u not believe me
Happy Birthday, Chris!
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5/26/2012
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mom: “what are you doing?”
me: “I’m on tumblr.”
mom: “the feminist cat website?”accurate to both tumblr and my life
Two things you really gotta know about me. First, I'm so freaking awesome. Second, I'm Ruler of the World. So if you are scared of my dictatorship, I suggest you move to another planet. If you're not, well I think you'll find my ruling rather satisfactory, because of my awesomeness.